'Fartbombs Over Fresno'
The story of a wookie (played by Janeane Garofalo) wandering the world, trying to shake off the deep depression she is suffering after the loss of her love interest in a tragic skydiving accident. She ends up in Fresno at the last authentic hippie commune in the United States (all others having been bought and redone by Donald Trump into world class golf courses) and takes up tofu farming. Highlighted by the lush strings of a 125-person orchestra, she falls for a young goat herder (played by Justin Bieber), and together they find happiness in overcoming white, male oppression until that fateful day when she accidentally ingests massive amounts of cabbage and tofu. To the swelling voices of a 200 person chorus, she rises into the sky over Fresno until she finally manages to expel her excess gas, thus plummeting to earth, sharing the fate of her former lover in Borneo.
Book by by Andrew Dice Clay, arranged by Silvio Berlusconni
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