Phrase of the Day/Week/Month/Whenever

"You monkey balling bastard!" -- This is phrase is best used on the golf course when that 2 foot putt rolls past the hole.  Also useful in other situations when more serious vulgarities would not be appropriate (e.g., you're driving a car filled with nuns and some moron cuts you off in traffic... "You mother f*cking son of a bitch!" would, in this case, not be appropriate; however, if the Archbishop of Canterbury were riding with you, then it would be an altogether different matter).