Phrase of the Day/Week/Month/Whenever

Urinary Olympiad - This phrase is used when describing to upper management/senior staff a conflict between two or more significant entities which do (or could) affect their interests.  It demonstrates how much more educated and erudite you are as compared to them, and, in theory, plant that seed of fear and doubt in them as to when you will be surpassing them in rank--and when they can feel the blade of your Dagger sliding in between their ribs (metaphorically speaking, of course).  It also allows for the pleasure of seeing how long it takes for the less swift amongst them to figure out just what you said.  (Remember, you should always consider the secondary and tertiary effects of your efforts.)